Mythology (for the fun of it)

Here are some remarks and wise-cracks about food and nutrition that we can only wish were true:

• If cookies break into several pieces, all the calories leak out. 
• Celery gives you negative calories:  it take more calories to chew it than you get out of it.
• Ice cream has fewer calories if you eat it right out of the carton - it all counts as one scoop.
• The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. (Lucille Ball) 
• Chocolate is the ultimate brown vegetable.
• Dessert doesn't have any calories when you sample it off someone else's plate. 
• The four food groups are dark chocolate, milk chocolate, white chocolate, and hot chocolate.